Naturally, such breadcrumb trails invite speculation and conspiracy, intriguing some to look further still, believing the song to be a kind of puzzle that signposts the truth of the record – the real one – The Holy Gift (from Parabola: ‘Recognise this as a holy gift’).
To hear it, the Fibonacci pattern must be applied to the songs as a whole, dividing them into two figurative sets, or spirals, and entirely overhauling the tracklisting. The Holy Gift starts with Parabol/Parabola and then goes into Schism, Ticks & Leeches, Mantra, Lateralus, Faap De Oiad, The Grudge, Triad, Eon Blue Apocalypse, Reflection, The Patient and finally, Disposition. In that order, each set of two songs in the new sequence add up to 13 (using their original track numbers: 6+7, 5+8, 4+9, 13, 1+12, 2+11, 3+10), with the former 13th track acting as a kind of pivot (‘To swing on the spiral’). Fans have posited all kinds of so-called evidence to support this version as the true record, with a deep web of muso mumbo-jumbo available to dive into, depending on how far down the rabbit hole you want to go.
One theory suggests that the otherwise choppy, rumbling end of Schism doesn’t feel so jarring and abrupt when it flows into Danny Carey’s virtuosic rhythms on Ticks & Leeches. Another notes how Mantra – a warped sample of Maynard gently squeezing a mewling Siamese cat – sounds like choking, which would tie in with the last lines on Ticks & Leeches, ‘I hope you choke.’ Largely, the thrust of the arguments for The Holy Gift focus on how much the transitions from one track to the next feel neater, and while it’s easy to dismiss all of this as fanciful, listen to the songs in this suggested order and they certainly do flow a little more logically.