His focus shifts to me and asks if I’ve been baptised. When I tell him I’ve not, he marches off with purpose, reappearing minutes later with a bucket of water and a cheeky grin. I stand in anticipation by The Moon Pool, I close my eyes and he begins…
“I am the procreator of pancosmic pyromanticism and I bring unto you all things dark and sublime. To attune your psyche and forge links with he who is time. For I am, and I see, the root of your androgyny. We are gathered here in this wood to learn. Yet some of us are gonna burn…”
…I zone out briefly. Do the wood nymphs approve me being there?
“Jak!”
I zone back in.
“The name of thee, is hereby affirmed within the wood, within the tree, within the you, within that which is me.”
I feel a bucketful of cold water get tipped over my head and it’s all over. I am cleansed.
We wander back down to the hillside.
“I’m happy, you see. I like forestry, and since I got a divorce I’ve ended up living on my own, it’s a bit of a dream,” Barry says of living in such seclusion, adding that neighbours in nearby holiday homes don’t approve of the loud music.
In the Lake District there is some contention between the locals and wealthy outsiders that buy up houses to use as holiday homes and Airbnbs. People from elsewhere in the country are driving up house prices for the Cumbrian locals. “I think there always will be [contention], whether it’s Cornwall, or wherever,” Barry muses. “Locals can’t buy houses in the locality. But, to be honest, as a hermit in the woods under the influence of wood nymphs, I’m a bit away from the mainstream,” he adds with a laugh.