Now this is something we never thought we be writing, but Slipknot frontman Corey Taylor has tweeted that he "blew out" his left testicle while singing the high notes for '80s glam metallers Dokken.
Err... what?
Posting on Twitter last night, the Slipknot vocalist said: "Working on my ‘87 Dokken high notes this morning. Fucked around and blew out the left testicle. Careful on re-entry, kids. #kissofdeath #pissinblood"
Of course, with this being Corey and social media, we're not entirely sure if this is true. After a cursory Google search for "injuring testicles while singing", it doesn't seem that this is a thing, and at no point in our high school biology class did someone say that vocal cords are physically attached to your dangly bits.
But what do we know? The hashtag #pissinblood could be a genuine cry for help from The Great Big Mouth. We wish Corey and his goolies full recovery.