Naturally, the next step for a man of Bill’s standing, having already done Metallica’s Enter Sandman on parpy horns, is to dance to it during his turn in the semi-finals of Strictly Come Dancing. So, this Saturday at 7pm on BBC One, Claudia Winkleman will introduce Bill and his partner, reigning Strictly champ Oti Mabuse, the Strictly band will play the song, and the pair will do the tango.
Fuck knows what judge Craig Revel Horwood will make of it all, but some bookies are now tipping Bill to beat current golden boy HRVY to take the whole damned dancing match in a couple of weeks’ time. Here he is cutting some rug to Phantom Of The Opera this Saturday just gone...