Robb Flynn Posts Rant Accusing "Bitchass Internet Trolls" Of "Menstruating" Over Machine Head's New Song

In the past, Machine Head frontman Robb Flynn has come off as one of the more cool-headed members of the heavy metal community. Last year, when Machine Head announced that longtime members Dave McClain and Phil Demmel were leaving the band, Robb kept his wits about him and offered a pretty reasonable response. But in response to critics calling out Machine Head's new song for apparently sounding a little too much like one by nu-metallers Dope, the singer decided to let everyone know how he really felt, and posted a lengthy and less-than-gentlemanly rant online that called out Dope, Babymetal, and "bitchass Internet trolls."

In a post on his Instagram, Robb wrote the following alongside a video of the band playing at Dynamo in 1995:

"To all the bitchass internet troll motherfuckers who keep whining and menstrating [sic] about how "Do Or Die” has lyrics from the band Dope. Here’s a little fucking reminder for your moronic nu-metal-brain’s, since 1993 in our song “fuck at all” I’ve been saying “c’mon motherfucker c’mon” in the middle break down. Here’s video of me in 1995 saying it at Dynamo!⠀
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It was a good seven years before Dopes 2001’s “Die MF Die” came out you fuckin sausage gobblers!⠀
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DUH!!⠀
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Not to mention that any fucking band on the planet saying “______ motherfucker ______” in any combination (and that goes for coal chamber, five finger death punch, dope, and yes, Machine Head) are all jacking it from 1984’s hip hop classic “The Roof Is On Fire” by Rock Master Scott & The Dynamic Three. Swipe right ➡️ to listen! Know your fucking musical history fuckboi’s!!⠀
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And if I hear one more fucking internet twathole moaning about “cringe worthy lyrics” while they sit in front of their computers stroking their little fucking boners to the lyrical genius of fucking BABYMETAL, eat a bowl of cock! ⠀
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Because the second the Pantera’s 'walk' comes on, with such lyrical Edgar Allan Poe-esque masterpiece is like “run your mouth when I’m not around it’s easy to achieve” and “walk on home boy” Or lamb of god’s “this is a motherfucking invitation” these same fucking brain-donors run right out to the dance floor and start headbanging!⠀And rightly so!!
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P.S. Who the fuck listens to Dope!!??"

There you have it -- Robb's mad as hell, and he's not going to take it anymore. And if you don't like it, you are apparently a sausage-gobbling twathole, or something.

Anyway, if you're off your period and interested in seeing Machine Head live, catch them at one of the upcoming dates on their world tour:

Machine Head world tour 2020

January

16 Phoenix, The Van Buren
18 Albuquerque, El Rey
20 Dallas, House of Blues
21 San Antonio, Azetc Theatre
22 Houston, House of Blues
26 Orlando, House of Blyes
27 Ft. Lauderdale,, Revolution
28 Tampa, Ritz Ybor
30 Atlanta, Center Stage
31 Silver Spring, The Fillmore

February

01 New York City, Webster Hall
04 Toronto, Danforth Music Hall
05 Montreal, Corona Theatre
07 Boston, House of Blues
08 Buffalo, Town Ballroom
09 Cleveland, Agora Theater
11 Indianapolis, The Vogue
12 Louisville, Mercury Ballroom
14 Detroit, Crofoot
15 Chicago, Metro
16 Minneapolis, Skyway Theatre
18 Denver, The Gothic Theatre
19 Salt Lake City, The Depot
21 Oakland, Fox Theater
22 Anaheim, House of Blues

April

19 Zaragoza, Teatro de las Esquinas, Spain
21 Santiago De Compostela, Capitol, Spain
23 Oporto, Coliseu de Porto, Portugal
24 Lisbon, Coliseu de Lisboa, Portugal
25 Madrid, La Riviera, Spain
27 Malaga, Paris 15, Spain
28 Murcia, Gamma, Spain
29 Valencia, Republicca, Spain

May

01 Barcelona, Razzmatazz, Spain
02 Toulouse, Le Bikini, France
05 Ludwigsburg, MHP arena, Germany
06 Wiesbaden, Schlachthof, Germany
08 Hannover, Swiss Life Hall, Germany
09 Prague, Forum Karlin, Czech Republic
10 Bratislava, Refinery Gallery, Slovakia
12 Bucharest, Quantic Club, Romania
13 Sofia, Universiada Hall, Bulgaria
15 Thessaloniki, Fix Factory Of Sound, Greece
16 Athens, Piraeus Academy, Greece
20 Kiev, Stereoplaza, Ukraine
22 Moscow, 1930 Moscow, Russia
23 St Petersburg, A2, Russia
25 Helsinki, The Circus, Finland
28 Stockholm, Fryhuset Arenan, Sweden
29 Oslo, Sentrum Scene, Norway
30 Aarhus, Train, Denmark

June

01 Hamburg, Grosse Freiheit 36, Germany
02 Utrecht, Tivoliredenburg, Netherlands
03 Lille, L’Aeronef, France
05 London, Alexandra Palace, UK
06 Birmingham O2 Academy, UK

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